I weigh 13 pounds!
When I'm squirmy, it feels like I weigh 15 pounds.
When I'm sleeping, it feels like I weigh 18 pounds.
Daddy calls me "Tons of Fun", but don't worry-- I'll get him back someday (probably during my teenage years).

















Bob Costas: You're right, Sonia. They probably stink just as bad as all the other teams in the WAC. Now, people have claimed that Rich Rodriguez will turn things around at Michigan this year. What do you think of Michigan's chances to compete despite starting a true freshman quarterback?
Bob Costas: Interesting. Though we'll have to bleep some of that out for prime time. On to the Irish. I'm going to say two words. I want you to tell me your first reaction to those words. Okay, ready? "Golden Tate."
Bob Costas: You're absolutely right. Golden Tate is the man and he could be an All American this year. About the Irish defense, what do you think the ramifications are of John Tenuta taking back over gameday playcalling duties? Do you think that will lead to more of a 1-gap defensive alignment, and if so, would you expect Darius Fleming to line up at defensive end rather than Will linebacker?
Bob Costas: Sorry, Sos. I guess that was getting a little technical. Let's get back to the Irish season. I have to let you know of an early prediction I've come up with, and I want your reaction: ND 31, USC 30.
Bob Costas: Well, Sonia, thanks for your thoughts. It was very enlightening, and we're all very excited to see the Irish this fall.