"I wonder if I can make it over to the curtains and yank on them before Mommy realizes what's happening and stops me...."
"I know this basket of safe, age-appropriate toys is for me, but Mommy's yummy-looking cell phone is right over there, just waiting to be chomped...."
"Boy, that camera looks awfully yummy, too...."
Tell me again why I was all excited for Sonia to start crawling?!?