Andrew: "All right Sonia, put both hands.... BOTH HANDS!... both hands on the golf club...."
Sonia: "I'm supposed to hit the ball over there?"
Andrew: "Swing the club like this...."
Sonia: "Hmm. That ball is awfully small. You got something bigger for me to aim for?"
Andrew: "Grip the club tightly and aim for the little green flag."
Sonia: "Which club looks better with my outfit, Mommy?"
Andrew: "You'll get kicked off the PGA tour if you try to use two clubs at one time! Now buckle down and let's work on earning your golf scholarship for college."